dead-guy-of-the-year replied to your post: So. I’m feeling a little violated….

{ I suggest slapping him on the ass really fucking hard the next time you see him (if he hasn’t apologized or anything yet) and then when he cries out in pain, yell “THATS WHAT YOU WERE DOIN TO ME ALL FUCKING NIGHT YA DICKBAG” but hey that’s just me }

tbh I would but I’m rarely ever with him and I’m just cut him if it happens again. My sister and I playfully slap each others bums but 1. we’re sisters 2. we can respect each other’s boundaries and just. ugh. he was cool until he got wasted.

“It’s a food baby. I need help.”

Any trace of concern or sympathy on
his face vanishes in an instant. Blues
narrow into slits and he swivels around
in his chair again, shaking his head.

“You better get up and walk it off.”

one-man-rise-in-crime replied to your post: My knees, my ankles and my lower back…

(( what instrument do you play? I’m a flute. ))

pft. I wish. I play tuba.

advinus replied to your post: B U M B L E B E E 

{ waVES ENTHUSIASTICALLY }

hi there!

bossycontrolfreak said: 

[ I will be ur ginger. ]

i need one be mine yes this is good

shroudedxheart replied to your post: shroudedxheart said:frickle frack…

“Wow. ——Wow, super rude. I was just trying to be nice… And… I have a baby-face. Totally over eighteen, uh-huh!”

– Are you really? You look like you’re sixteen
at the oldest, no offense. Plus, you don’t even
know me and you thought it was a good idea
to propose sleeping with me? 

I’m about to snap about something too but I don’t think it’s the same thing— Just— know if you wanna vent, I’m here pal.

god im so over people it’s ridiculous. I’m here if you need to get anything off you chest too~

Only 80 percent?

yeah, he does this nifty little thing where he’ll meet a person and discover he’s not very attracted to them. and by not very i mean at all.

virtxscaptain said: 

;;omg that is just really painful

prxvidor said: 

[oh my god ouch.]

I get my kicks out of making people hurt my job here is done.

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT

[ paps face ] this is a big moment for me let me squawk at your glory